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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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(Source: guy, via tbotofficial)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via louisinpanties)