i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Omg I can’t not reblog this. So cute and flawless.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (via teenager90s)
- Alan Wilson Watts (via teenager90s)